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Thank you for shopping direct from our store! As an independent operation, direct sales are the best way to support us or any other indie artist. The second best way is to find us or request us at your favorite local game store.

Everything ordered here will be fulfilled with care by team Cantankerous Cats in Los Angeles, CA. We generally fill and ship orders within 24-48 hours. All orders are cleaned and sanitized before leaving my home.

SHIPPING UPDATE: We have gone eco-friendly for shipping! We have finally made the switch to using 100% recycled and recyclable mailers from EcoEnclose. This adds about $1 worth of cost to our overhead, but we aren’t passing that on to you. However, if you want to help us offset the cost, you now have the option to add a Tip during checkout!

10% is the maximum tip and will generally cover the cost of the extra weight and expense of our eco-packaging for small orders. But please don’t feel obligated to tip!

Stay Safe, Stay Sane, and Take Care of Each Other,
Al Gonzalez – Alpha Hoomin of Cantankerous Cats

Includes the following items:
1x 2nd Edition Game
1x “Kitten Rules” insert

Now includes the following items:
1x Cantankerous Cats 2nd Edition Game
1x “Kitten Rules” insert
1x “Earl of Catnip” tea. (1oz)
1x “Catmomile Dream” tea. (1oz)
1x “Spicy Catnip Chai” tea. (1oz)
1x “Mewberry Morning” tea. (1oz)

Includes the following items:
1x “Earl of Catnip” tea. (1oz)
1x “Catmomile Dream” tea. (1oz)
1x “Spicy Catnip Chai” tea. (1oz)
1x “Mewberry Morning” tea. (1oz)

Join Lord Purrcival XVII on a magical evening of holiday mischief in our first Audiobook Adventure!
Purrcival’s holiday machinations are thwarted by the most intriguing interloper on the night before Catsmas as he is introduced to the legend of Santa Claws.
Original story and music written by Al Gonzalez, Alpha Hoomin of Cantankerous Cats.
Sound Effects sourced from freesound.org
Available in Standard MP3 ($5.00) or Lossless FLAC ($6.00). Run time is about 4min 2sec.
$1 from each purchase will be donated back to the freesound.org community

LOOSE LEAF CATNIP TEA

We initially blended a bit of Earl Grey with catnip to be a surprise for our Kickstarter backers. The only warning we provided was “…be careful when your packages arrive. If you cat finds it before you do, there may be a bit of trouble!” Soon after, we began hearing stories and seeing photos of cats excitedly tearing open their envelopes to discover a small bag of catnip infused tea with their card game! The tea, it turned out, was actually quite good and we have been hand blending small batches for conventions and cat fanciers ever since.***

Catnip Tea is now in limited stock!! We have heard your demands for more tea and our skillful feline chefs are working to craft more. It usually takes us two weeks to craft each bath of hand blended tea. If your order is delayed, we will let you know!

CATNIP TEA NOTICE: All tea blends are back in stock for the holidays! Tea orders will ship out as soon as possible.

This refreshing blend of white tea, blueberries, and lemon is a great way to start your morning. The pleasant aromas and crisp citrus notes are sure to awaken your creative juices!

INGREDIENTS:
Dried Catnip, White Tea, Green Tea, Blueberries, essence of lemon.

Procured from the secret stash of Lord Purrcival XVII. A fancy cat requires a fancy tea and this unique take on the classic Earl Grey certainly delivers! Our blend features a strong essence of bergamot oil to fully compliment the light, minty aroma of dried catnip.
INGREDIENTS:
Dried Catnip, Assam black tea, orange peel, rose hips, cornflowers, bergamot oil, and essences of vanilla and lavender

SOLD OUT!! Available December 2020
This spicy blend is a purrfect fit for the ruggedly handsome Phoenix S. Banderas! We start with a bold, spicy chai mixed with chocolate and red peppercorns, then add catnip to help take the edge off of the blend. The result is a crisp, aromatic tea with a complex bouquet of spiced chocolate.
INGREDIENTS:
Dried Catnip, Assam black tea, Cacao Nibs, Red Peppercorn, Cloves, Cardamom, and other spices.

SOLD OUT!! Available December 2020
This 100% herbal tisane is also 100% cat friendly! William MacGregor’s loves to snuggle up with this soothing blend of Catnip, chamomile, and rooibos herbs. Hoomins will find this tea to be light, creamy, and soothing. Your feline companion might be a bit more…energetic in their enthusiasm.
INGREDIENTS:
Dried Catnip, Chamomile flowers, dried Rooibos

***Caffeine is NOT safe for cats to ingest, so we do not advise sharing a cup with your cat unless it is “Catmomile Dream.” If you must use our other teas with your feline companion, please do so in dried form only and do not let them ingest or eat any of the tea.